Price List

wedding dress: $8,000

 

health insurance: $350

 

new car: $27,395

 

gum surgery: $640

 

friendship: priceless

 

call-girl: $200

 

taxi: $8

 

train ticket: $58

 

postage stamp: $.33

 

phone call: $38

 

project: $500

 

one pair of blue jeans: $37

 

box of cereal: $5

 

vitamins: $12

 

airline ticket: $740

 

cliff house: $300,250,000

 

service provider: $25

 

on sale: 2 for 1, 95, 99

 

grievance: now

 

colored pencil: $2.95

 

postcard: $1

 

magazine: $7

 

unlimited fare metro card: $63

 

toll: $4

 

movie ticket: $9

 

star event: $125

 

rip-off for the possible: $850

 

tuxedo rental: $140

 

sadness: correct

 

realistic plastic pleasure: $54

 

concert ticket: $62

 

pay check: $500

 

owed: $12,000

 

art-write-off: $17

 

donation: $15

 

music: gabriel

 

collection estimate: $40,000

 

sensible guy: $5

 

base: over a million

 

rent: $1,600

 

modeling fee: $60

 

toy car: $.99

 

throat drops: $1.59

 

a piece of me: for rent

 

drug co-pay: $5

 

bottled water: $1.25

 

 

 

 

 

© 1999 David Greg Harth

99.03.25.01:12:21@296 NYC

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